being dumb

YESSSS

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I AM SORRY DOUGLAS

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OH SHIT.

Greetings! This is Leslie (I’ve broken into Maia’s account for the moment).

Just wanted to let you guys all know that up until 5 minutes ago, when you Googled “eup_film_series”, the first entry that came up was the one with a funny picture of John Sealions. It had been tagged ‘eup_film_series’ (without the underscores–i’m afraid it will happen again!). So, I have removed the offending tags, but let this be a warning! I bet JohnCLions has alread found this site and is just WAITING for us to invite him.

I don’t even want to imagine how many people have googled our club and were freaked out by our strangeness.

Time for me to come home. I’m hungry.

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Do you think Templin would like to be re-initiated into the friend zone? I feel like once he finds out what that entails he will be like Thursday (i almost wrote leslie) in heat. Rubbing his butt in our faces and screaming fragments of beatles songs.
“PENNYYYYY LANNNNEEE FUCKKK MEEEE” “OBLIDIOBLIFUCKMEEE”

what are you doing?

Sir.

love

REACH FOR THE STARS

!!!!!!!

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ULTIMATE VAGINA

I was trying to make an angry facebook picture, but instead i ended up making the ultimate vagina.

holy shit.

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