Archive for March, 2009

biiiicycle, biiiicycle…

March 30, 2009

i’m looking for a bike this summer. here is a possible candidate on ebay:

good ol' rusty

good ol' rusty


Details here.



UPDATE:  here’s the bike i ended up getting:



the story of my life.

March 29, 2009

i’m in love.

March 27, 2009

time for a vacation

time for a vacation


it’s not 100% the bomb, but some things are worth looking at.


March 26, 2009

Greetings! This is Leslie (I’ve broken into Maia’s account for the moment).

Just wanted to let you guys all know that up until 5 minutes ago, when you Googled “eup_film_series”, the first entry that came up was the one with a funny picture of John Sealions. It had been tagged ‘eup_film_series’ (without the underscores–i’m afraid it will happen again!). So, I have removed the offending tags, but let this be a warning! I bet JohnCLions has alread found this site and is just WAITING for us to invite him.

I don’t even want to imagine how many people have googled our club and were freaked out by our strangeness.

Time for me to come home. I’m hungry.

Ghostboners do not write paragraphs

March 25, 2009


Do you think Templin would like to be re-initiated into the friend zone? I feel like once he finds out what that entails he will be like Thursday (i almost wrote leslie) in heat. Rubbing his butt in our faces and screaming fragments of beatles songs.

what are you doing?

I feel like…

March 19, 2009

A person that everyone understands. At least most people. I just want to be that “weird guy”. I do not mean that I would stop fucking sorority sluts, because you guys are great and you have been great friends through and through.

I think most of the rest of the population conform to my ideas and my own opinions, and they are always popular. I just want to feel like I’m the odd man out. I want to be the guy that doesn’t quite fit into any scenario.

All this attention really annoying and hard to escape, particularly lately.

But thank you, GIANT COCK GODS, for being part of the small percentage of gods who bestow my female friends with giant cocks.

My other friends are great and I love having to explain myself to them constantly while licking their silky smooth nutsacks. You guys get all nervous and sweaty when I go for the balls now.

You are truly my saviors.

Does anybody ever think they are “homosesual” instead of normal?

-Zach O.
Private EYE

Happy Birthday, Old Fart

March 17, 2009
Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

This is the first image that comes up when you type Masterbation Fantasy into google images.

Fuck you, Milo.

March 17, 2009

You can lick my asshole, because you are a challenge to write and the pacing problems of the screenplay are kicking my head in. Fucking Cat and fucking Julian.


Hey everybody…

March 16, 2009

yeah i know


Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!


March 15, 2009

I AM ZACH.  are you wearing socks?