Posts Tagged ‘clitoris’

January 7, 2011
Leslie, Katy, Sara, Maia

plz

Resrie, Kaly, Blook, Zark, Sham, Elic?, Zara?, Byle???? & anyone else I forgot since my brain is small.

I miss!

OH SHIT.

March 26, 2009

Greetings! This is Leslie (I’ve broken into Maia’s account for the moment).

Just wanted to let you guys all know that up until 5 minutes ago, when you Googled “eup_film_series”, the first entry that came up was the one with a funny picture of John Sealions. It had been tagged ‘eup_film_series’ (without the underscores–i’m afraid it will happen again!). So, I have removed the offending tags, but let this be a warning! I bet JohnCLions has alread found this site and is just WAITING for us to invite him.

I don’t even want to imagine how many people have googled our club and were freaked out by our strangeness.

Time for me to come home. I’m hungry.

I feel like…

March 19, 2009

A person that everyone understands. At least most people. I just want to be that “weird guy”. I do not mean that I would stop fucking sorority sluts, because you guys are great and you have been great friends through and through.

I think most of the rest of the population conform to my ideas and my own opinions, and they are always popular. I just want to feel like I’m the odd man out. I want to be the guy that doesn’t quite fit into any scenario.

All this attention really annoying and hard to escape, particularly lately.

But thank you, GIANT COCK GODS, for being part of the small percentage of gods who bestow my female friends with giant cocks.

My other friends are great and I love having to explain myself to them constantly while licking their silky smooth nutsacks. You guys get all nervous and sweaty when I go for the balls now.

You are truly my saviors.

Does anybody ever think they are “homosesual” instead of normal?

-Zach O.
Private EYE

ULTIMATE VAGINA

December 17, 2008

I was trying to make an angry facebook picture, but instead i ended up making the ultimate vagina.

holy shit.

ultimage vatinge

ultimage vatinge